Happy 牛 Year~

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aww~

HAIL!

not so jolly oh merry oh new year~
MY cny didnt exactly started out "great!"
:(

what happened was...

i missed reunion dinner on 30th night. 
[well, i could feel less bad if i'd take it to be any other dinner, because it was only A family dinner (yes only dad, mom, qing,  and me-supposingly), but of course it was 30th night, therefore it is NOT explainable, even for myself. It was some very very very stupid mistake which i screw up so bad, wtfbbqicandie. i couldnt forgive myself either that night.]

went back penang on the 1st. 

never felt this guilty in my life. EVER. for the whole ride.
dinner with only 3 families, namely the 3 sons of YEOH & family-sss. booooring. cause we I secretly dislike t.wo from them, but couldnt make any drama and talk shits because i'm still guilty. wtf. After dinner, wanted to stay in because i just dont feel like drinking, but ended up being dragged by 2 MNG promoters and grudged into D'joint for the first "drinking session" with my dad. WHICH i did not drink. [that is the saddest thing a FAYE can do ok? because I DONT go to clubs/pubs if I'm NOT drinking. very potong stim one ok ppl? learn to drink, dont give me shits like you cant drink cause i know you can otherwise you wouldnt DONT be there. wtf.]
why did i not drink then?
Cause i was having diarrhea. wtf. stomach damn behsyok. i dont even know what i want: sit, stand, lie down also feel uncomfortable... to top that off, i was wearing my green lenses for the first time [first day of cny, MUST wear new things mah. lol.] which hurts so effing bad i can die and dig out my eyes... you dont have to know that, its not good to say bad things during cny :X. 

*popi my 牛 Year be smooth, prosperous, and joyful. kamsia.*

and there i sat for 3 hours straight, staring groggily at my dad through my half dead eyes. quite miserable. & so un-glam. wtf.

2nd day..
what did i.. OH! yes, finally step foot into Queensbay to catch a movie [purposely go there one, gurney was just a good 10mins or less ride from where i'm staying. wtf.]. after so many years it stood there, the paint and all were already failing. wtf. btw its normal, seaside buildings require more maintenance, that is a fact. so does all the other GOODS; they'd last shorter than they're assumed in sea bay area. Quite surprising that Msia could still build such insignificant building after those "WOW, so glam!"-Suria KLCC, Mid V & the Gardens, ever-improvising OU, Pyramid [the humble one who usually owns the title of overdramatic lightings :D] and not to forget GURNEY. kinda a let down cause Queensbay was suppose to be the BIGGEST mall in penang, but so unglam lah. i feel...macem carrefour finishing to a certain extend. i feel! :x [dont bash me please, i duno why i have this sudden habit of checking building finishes lately]... 

then what did i do?
eh i think thats all lah it was a very sloooow tuesday. and then cause my drinking mood wasnt on the night before my dad decided to take us food hunting. but wtf qing says she "dont feel dirty tonight" wtf? *stares* penang HO-LIAO must be HAWKER FOOD, what else? how cannnnn???? *whines* byebye ho-liao, hello goodnight sleep. 

**I am being dramatic here, cause in-fact, we dunno where to get good food around penang anymore. :P

*jump* 3rd day

3rd day, 3rd day, 3rd day... oh yes. 3-ko & family to be expected on island, from KL.
omg this was the most scary day of the week! O_O

My dear grandma [turning 80 this year, i think] went to the jamban of the kopitiam we were having breakfast in, and couldn't stand up after she's done (squatting type).

i was outside waiting for her, holding the door, when after quite some time, i heard a faint sound. i couldnt quite make out what she was saying so i thought she was done. **note: my grandma have the habit of NOT letting ppl help her, cause she will feel old & insignificant with help.** So i just waited a little more until she tug on the door, as usual. mana tau still tak de respond, then i became concern and started asking if she's okay, then she mumbled repetitively boh lat [she was that out of breath to even speak properly.]

WTF I TIOK CHE KKIA! no joke.

and i hated myself at that point for being the same height as my grandma. wtfbbq. ㅠ_ㅠ

i not boh lat loh, but because i was the same height as my granny, i can only hold her up to the extend my height allows. nevertheless i helped her up in the end. but gosh do i hate being short.  :(

LET'S LEARN HOKKIEN! .1
jamban = WC ;
boh lat = no strength ;
TIOK CHE KKIA = scare the sh!t out of me!

And so another slooooow day ahead because dad was out for golf, as we "stranded" ourselves in tua pek's house enduring the extreme warm weather of penang. +_+

But good glory, kenneth and sara came to our rescue! :D :D :D

and we went to BR. oh, this is the first time in 5 years where i actually agree to BR ice cream.

wanna know why?

THEY HAVE SHITTY LOOKING ICE CREAM~~ 

<3<3<3

i totally love this one called... Premium Churned Light Milk Chocolate Ice Cream i think [i seriously dunno what its called, i just picked the most shitty looking one and it was mm-mmm GOOD], 

even though the other hates it, maybe because its made of soymilk instead, or something "healthy" lah.

but gosh conclusion: its darn good! and darn shitty looking!

:DD

after that session, kenneth's friend david brought us to pulau tikus for my FIRST HO-LIAO of the trip. [damn sad right? for 2 and 1/2 days in penang yet havent taste anything good. wtf.] anyways, the char kuay teow was damn good!!! :D:D:D:D damn satisfied after 2 days of "starvation" (slash dissatisfaction). :D:D:D:D

LET'S LEARN HOKKIEN! .2
tua = BIG ;
pek = elder uncle ;
ho-liao = good/ nice/ awesome! :D

later that night, woohoo! final night madness.

since i was less guilty (i apologized, and they forgave me. :D), 

tiok che kkia-ed in the morning, 

and after having a very satisfying ho-liao. 

everything bad was pretty much at the back of my head.

A party session is definately ON!

so down to D'joint, cause its safe. teehee. :P

picture time~ cause i think i look damn good here. lol.

must <3 those green contacts even though it hurts like hell. you didnt have to know that either. o:)

qing, me and kevin.

:)

Candid, very nice. lol. behpaiseh.

this one also very nice loh. 

:D:D:D

Thanks whoever who took the pics ;D

Came back KL on Day 4.

nothing much.

 

Day 5...

nothing much either, except yan came over at night~ [[ i want ang pao too! ]] :)

and i hated mr. wtf alot these days cause he keep cari gaduh with me over very small issue. wtfbabifiedpunk. menyampah lah.

House Cleaning again on Day 6.

woohoo i have sensitive skin~ so i usually dont have to do those "heavy chemical" chores. :P teehee. what a brat.

and then dinner with all the uncles (friends) and families. = more angpaos~ wee! :D:D:D

little howie and me. 

:D :D

[p.s. he's that little boy whose story went like..

howie: lalalalalalalalala~ (continues lalala-ing)

bro: shut up lah.

howie: ok.]

♥

after dinner, with sleepy tweety boy. rawr.

kesian lah that buddy, whole day eat, sleep, play catch nia. 

no more doggy buddy :((

7th Day.

gaduh-ed with him again today, face to face. cause that babi celaka, my sis wanna go out cannot follow. i dress up excited at finally seeing him again, but his mood tak cantik, didnt bother to take notice, cause my sis still came out (i just cannot do that lah) then everything went byebye nice faye to fuckyoucelakaihateyouwtf.RAWR. oogly.

then after all those stupid conflicts...

mr. wtf trys to make up by Blackjack-on-webcam. and i must say, its working. <3 wtf. teehee.

i hate these love-hate relationship. ish.

well, thats all for now.

i hope everyone else is having a blast!

faye wishes you a very joyful healthy & prosperous 牛 year everyone! ;))