I hate my dog, lucky!

NOT. its a love-hate relationship. 8

i dont know if its only my pincher, but lucky is one hella egoistic dog.
he really thinks he OWNS the street, i think he secretly hopes its the whole garden, but its just too large for that little dog to handle. HAHA!

Anyways, as you may not know, my family dont have the habit of walking the dog, so we usually just let them out to run/shit/whatnot on real odd hours, like 12pm, or 3pm, sometimes 8pm. See, during odd hours, we dont have to keep them on leashes, cause there wont be any other dogs around, and my dogs really prefer it that way too. :D

But today, mom let him (lucky) out at like 6pm without notice.
when ppl ARE walking their dogs.
I was washing the car. In an old swimsuit top and ugly shorts, because i dont like the feeling of wet big T-shirt on me. in short, VERY UGLY. car wash only mah.
suppose mom let him out before that, i didnt know.
and there came the boy with his pincher,
and lucky went like grr...
at first heard, i thought he was within the boundary and didnt bothered much.
then came then second grr.. with a woof. very tame version.
and i begin to wonder where's my dog, cause if he's within the boundary he would be running along the fences ganas.
then i heard like shoo-animals-foot-stomping-ground sound. not cool.
HE'S OUTSIDE!
and against all wants to NOT leave the boundary, come on i AM in the ugliest attire i may find *die* i was forced to because that stupid dog really thinks he owns the street, and i suppose if i understand dog language lucky'll be asking for some trepass-doggytreats while the other one was like "damn you fat boy, you dont own the street, bite me!" cause by then both dogs is already grr... WOOF WOOF! GRRRR...
thus the unwanted need to go get him back.
and if that wasnt bad enough. read this.
I couldn't catch that sneaky little thing.
see, he's so smart he've mastered the "lower body, speed up limbs" trick that he could "drift".
I am seriuos. there's minimal chances of catching that dog when he drifts, unless you have like other distraction like dogs or treats.
and there's no time to even go get doggy treats at times like this.
look damn stupid loh, cannot even catch my own dog. wtf *dies 2nd time*
that boy was nice enough to distract lucky with his dog, eventhough i believe it was not his intention. haha. but fuck lah, i look damn pathetic. SIAAAAAAA.
which i later took revenge in bathing the dog. MWAHAHAHAHA.

oh yes, main point.
that boy was quite cute.
on my rate of 1 to 10, he gets a good 6. tall, fair, and sweet looking.
LOL wtf. SIAAAAAAA.
anyways back to topic, i then came back to complain to qing about that stupid dog.
and she told me an even more embarassing story.
LUCKY TRIED TO BITE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. wtf?
*slams head* i suppose he was treatened by size but still have to stand his title of HEAD OF STREET. but wtf. he was trying to fight against a golden retriever when that other dog didnt even seem to bother as qing describe. *sweats*

All in all, i love my dear lucky for being the sweet "tai lou" of the house, and the forever need of affection.
but i hate him for causing chaos whenever the motor or dogs passes by. XIAAAA.
when will i bring that dog to understand he dont OWN the street? :/