Thursday, May 14, 2009

I'm sure this would declare war!

but its so funny i MUST share!! :D:D:D:D


<.another email.>

How to wash a toilet

1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add a half cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bath room.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. 
[You may need to stand on the lid.]

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. For 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door.
[Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.]

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
[The cat WILL rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.] 

9. Both the toilet bowl and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely yours,

The Dog 

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